thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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