Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
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he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
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Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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