Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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