And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Can you bring me the toilet please
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
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