What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
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I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
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Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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