would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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