you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
