Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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