He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Randomize
