I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
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