I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
My new sobriety test is "how many times do I have to attempt to put toothpaste on my brush"... It takes a while.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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