I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
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He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
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Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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