Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
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since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
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Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
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