: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
Randomize
