why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
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dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
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Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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