so explain again why im purple
no
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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