Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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