Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
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The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
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He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
i think i just lost a toe
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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