I hate all girls vehemently.
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
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they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
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And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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