hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
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Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
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in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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