Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
i just told my mom tuesday boozeday rhymes so that she can remember not to text or call me on wednesday mornings
youre going to kill that woman one of these days
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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