You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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