She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
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Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
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lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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