omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
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So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
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Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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