I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
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I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
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and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
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