it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
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You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
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How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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