She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
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Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
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Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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