Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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