god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
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who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
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Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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