dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
A very confused plastic surgeon just called. Apparently I called asking how much it costs to get a vodka funnel installed straight to my brain...
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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