he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
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