either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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