**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
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