Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Taylor Swift is so right about you.
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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