Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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