just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
