So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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