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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha

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• (778): View more from British Columbia

  yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...

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• (857): View more from Massachusetts

  I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.

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• (315): View more from New York

  Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.

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• (971): View more from Oregon

  Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.

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• (409): View more from Texas

  just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face

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• (289): View more from Ontario

  The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.

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• (972): View more from Texas

  I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling

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• (305): View more from Florida

  "I licked someones beard, because I can."

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