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(617): View more from Massachusetts

just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet

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(708): View more from Illinois

you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend

(1-708): View more from Illinois

why?

(708): View more from Illinois

so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.

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(636): View more from Missouri

Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea

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(919): View more from North Carolina

dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.

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(512): View more from Texas

He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.

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(802): View more from Vermont

think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....

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(732): View more from New Jersey

I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.

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(816): View more from Missouri

All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.

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