Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
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is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
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"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
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