drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
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