i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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