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• (770): View more from Georgia

  I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  i only shaved half my leg

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  on purpose

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• (818): View more from California

  don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.

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• (562): View more from California

  well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed

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• (951): View more from California

  Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.

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  I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.

  (240): View more from Maryland

  That's going to be the title of my memoir.

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• (980): View more from North Carolina

  But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED

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• (210): View more from Texas

  i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.

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• (61): View more from Australia

  he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him

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• (805): View more from California

  Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.

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