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His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.

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(301): View more from Maryland

I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.

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(661): View more from California

a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet

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(310): View more from California

Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...

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(907): View more from Alaska

Tell me the dirtiest joke you know

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Sarah Palin

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god, I love you

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(432): View more from Texas

He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"

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(757): View more from Virginia

Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.

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(646): View more from New York

I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.

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(863): View more from Florida

After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.

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