Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
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He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
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We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
tell me about the eggs
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