I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
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Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
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At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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