I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
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He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
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Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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