rhymes with "ouble enetration"
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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