id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
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I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
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Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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