My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
Randomize
