Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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