come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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