so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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