Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
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Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
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I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
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