why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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