Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
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She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
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Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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